Hilarious comedy post!
Recently, okay – just now actually, I walked into the toilet barefoot. This procedure was extremely unwise as you shouldn’t go anywhere barefoot, especially the bathroom where the floor is laden with germs, spray from the flush and bits of shredded toilet paper that obviously are the outcome of having nothing else to do during a very boring and long poo.
The light in the downstairs bathroom is notorious for not working – at all – meaning that when there is no light outside from the glorious light bulb floating in the sky to be emitted through the tiny window in the room, you have to pee in pitch darkness, which I think of as an exciting challenge that cheers up the long wait every now and then in a mans life when the bladder has to be drained.
However, having been peeing day in, day out, for 13 years…
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